Yo, listen up, squad—this is your official warning that the “Nigga Pass” is not a get-out-of-jail-free card, a bulletproof shield, or a magic spell to dodge life’s consequences, so if you decide to let that N-word fly—with or without the hard R—you’re basically playing Russian roulette with your life choices, fam, and the NPPA is not liable for you catching a fade, a stray, or a whole boxing match in the street (we don’t pay medical bills, homie), or for you getting clapped—literally or figuratively (RIP your street cred), or for unexpected plot twists, like ending up with a black baby mama and a child support bill thicker than a phone book (congrats, you played yourself), or for your grandma disowning you, your boss firing you, or your TikTok getting ratioed into oblivion, so remember—the “Nigga Pass” is like a dollar store umbrella, it might work, but don’t bet your life on it, because if you say the wrong thing to the wrong person, you might end up with more than just a bruised ego, so maybe—just maybe—keep that word in the vault, huh, and this message is brought to you by Darwin Awards™ and the letter N.